(Source: hollydiggity, via shitjustwentdown)
Anonymous asked: tumblr must have some wealthy investors considering the way they're giving away free stuff at tumblrtreats(.)com did you do it yet?
(via beahlailey)
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Becareful, you may just unwillingly keep yourself in sleep paralysis O_O
Wiggle your toes if you get stuck :D
Sleep paralysis can be extremely frightening
(Source: val-dez)
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police:
THIS IS THE POLICE! OPEN YOUR DOOR NOW!!!
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me:
not with that attitude
(Source: nothing-clever-ever, via flowers-in-her-eyes)
No, you can’t deny women their basic rights and pretend it’s about your ‘religious freedom.’ If you don’t like birth control, don’t use it. Religious freedom doesn’t mean you can force others to live by your own beliefs.
Anonymous asked: i didnt shower for two weeks in a bet with my class in college. i still smelt great no one could even notice. and im a girl So your anon should shove it LOLOLOL i gross myself out
My kind of people, good mad’am
Anonymous asked: Three days? Stanky bitch go hop in the shower.
I will shower at 5 this afternoon.. I got this under control.
Anonymous asked: Go fuck yourself. Right. Over. There.
This week on ‘Anon problems’:
Anon is trying to set anger within his ask victims. But it doesn’t really work because well… He’s anon. So he get’s more angry
Anonymous asked: omfg go wash ur hair u grease monkey. u look like u havent showered in five years ok bye
This anon sent me 10 messages. This one is by far my favorite, but his/her facts are wrong. I haven’t showered in 3 days. Not 5 years. GET IT STRAIGHT!
Hi. Name is Dustin, I'm 17, I'm pretty attractive and I am predictable in the fact that I am one-of-a-kind. I lied, we are all the same. Get over it
